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August 28, 2008

H.P. Lovecraft Knows Chocolate

by Michael Langlois

Oh, McSweeney’s, will you ever fail to delight?  The evidence points to NO.

Take, for example, this snippet from “Selections From H.P. Lovercraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter”.

Coconut Creme Swirl

They say that the Coconut Creme Swirl sleeps. But if the dread Coconut Creme Swirl slumbers, surely it must also dream. It is certain that while it dozes the Coconut Creme Swirl is absorbed by terrifying visions of exacting its creamy tropical vengeance upon mankind! Consume the Coconut Creme Swirl before it awakens to consume you!

More eerie and discomfitting confections await you here!

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