My hilarious wife sent me this:
AMA POME Michael spends the day Answering questions. "Ask Me Anything!", he says, and they do. So many curious strangers. My Monkey, in a Private Zoo. Is it strange for him? I wonder. I have queries of my own. So many things I would LOVE to ask him. But the one question that keeps coming to mind is - "Do you know where my keys are?" He probably DOES, too.
If you’re going to get mocked, I find it’s best in verse.