AMA POME

My hilarious wife sent me this:

AMA POME

Michael spends the day
Answering questions.
"Ask Me Anything!", he says, and they do.
So many curious strangers.
My Monkey, in a Private Zoo.

Is it strange for him?  I wonder.

I have queries of my own.  
So many things I would LOVE to ask 
him.
But the one question that keeps coming to mind is -
"Do you know where my keys are?" 

He probably DOES, too. 

If you’re going to get mocked, I find it’s best in verse.