Win A Pre-Release Copy of Liar’s Harvest!

You know what’s a long time from now?  Tomorrow, that’s what.

I sympathize with your lamentations, fellow calendar-haters.  Like the hallowed chorus of, “Are we there yet?” from the back seat, you have been heard.

I’m giving away three pre-release copies of Liar’s Harvest today.  Winners will receive their choice of an epub or Kindle formatted ebook, given away at 8pm CST tonight.

To win, all you have to do is drop a comment below.  Winners will be chosen at random by the great and mighty RANDOM.ORG.

HOWEVER!  If your comment happens to be in haiku form, well then, your name will appear three times in the Grand List of Choosing.  This will not only make your chances of winning go up, but it will also make your opponents seem tiny and ineffective by comparison!  It’s a good strategy, I recommend it.

Let the contest begin!

EDIT:

Aaand it’s over, folks!  Thanks for the lovely and hilarious poems: we laughed, we cried, we pointed fingers at the monitor.  It was lovely.

I do have one confession to make, however.  No winners will be chosen by RANDOM.ORG tonight.

In a decidedly un-random fashion, everyone in the comments is a winner!  And not in the self-esteem preserving, elementary school science fair sense, either!

Please email me at: langlois.mike (at) gmail.com and specify if you’d like your copy in epub or kindle format.  And if you’d like me to send directly to your kindle, please give me your @kindle.com address *and don’t forget to authorize my email account under ‘Manage Your Kindle/Personal Document Settings’ on Amazon so that I can send you the ebook.*  Note that this only allows me to send you books, it doesn’t give me any rights on your account or device.  It’s just a spam prevention measure.

Thanks again to everyone who commented, and I hope you enjoy Liar’s Harvest!