Blatant Bribery Without Remorse
Here’s the deal. I am, without a doubt, the least organized writing guy in the world. Among my many failings is the fact that I announce time sensitive stuff on my blog. Or worse, put on a promotion and fail to announce it anywhere. I have been informed that this is not super helpful.
I suppose you could stalk me to fix this, but as they say on the internet, “Ain’t nobody got time for that.” Also, there’s only room for a couple of people to peer through my office window at a time anyway.
So, in the spirit of being less crap about this kind of thing, I’m announcing the following contest:
At midnight on Friday, January 25th, I will pick one person from my mailing list at random and send them the three books pictured above. I will even render them slightly used by scrawling my signature inside.
Once on the list, you can expect to hear from my lazy ass very rarely. I’ll send out a notice when I do a free promotion, which is about once a quarter, and whenever something new is going to come out. That’s pretty much it. I’m not a fan of being bombarded with sales stuff, and I know you aren’t either. That said, I would like people to know I’m doing stuff while they can still get in on it.
To put your hat into the ring, enter your email address at the link below. Please make sure it’s an address you actually use, because that’s where i’m going to send the winning notification. Also, note that if you are already on the list, there’s no need to do anything else. Your name is already in the drawing.
Fugitive Prose 
Autographed books are always nice to have….
That’s what I keep telling my wife. You wouldn’t believe how many times she’s turned down my valuable autograph!
Put it on a check. She will take it every time.
Did I mention that you were a genius? Cause I should have.
Cool, I already get your blog posts so I should be good, right?
Yes for knowing when I’m up to no good, but sadly not for being in the drawing. Gotta be on the mailing list for this one!
Got it!! Woo hoo!!
Thanks for providing your address during the entry process! That’s going to make adding you to my stalking list so.much.easier. I love it when stalkees are so giving. 😉
My neighbors want me to become more stalker-resistant, but I’m not having it. What’s the point of running up and down the street naked and yelling if nobody can bet on when the police are going to show up?
I’m probably not alone here when I say sweet tap-dancing Jesus, that’s awesome!
And I think your blog just because my favorite, simply because you used the “Ain’t nobody got time for that” meme.
Ha! I knew all those hours spent ‘researching’ on Reddit would pay off!