Chrome is Shiny
Google is having a beta release of Chrome, their new browser, tomorrow. In a nutshell, the claim is that it’s faster, more memory efficient, more stable, and smells like puppies.
Famed comic guru Scott McCloud has helped them gin up a comic explaining why Chrome is cool.
I, for one, am dying to give it a spin. Don’t get me wrong, I loves me some good old FF3, but I’m also a sucker for “better/faster/stronger”.
Read the comic here, and try it out tomorrow.
Respect is a Two Way Street
I don’t care which side of the isle you sit on, you should be able to applaud Senator Obama’s remarks to the media today, when he told the press to leave Sarah Palin’s family alone.
It sucks when people get so wrapped up in their own agendas that they stop acting like human beings, and start seeing everything in terms of attack vectors. It is, frankly, plain jackassery.
Standing against this kind of thing instead of loading it into your smear campaign is even harder when you actually have something to lose by acting human. So congrats, Mr. Obama. You gave some respect where it was due.
That earns you some right back. Good job, sir.
Everything That Happens Will Happen Today
David Byrne and Brian Eno’s new album, Everything That Happens Will Happen Today, is out at last. Stream for free or buy it (buying is better, it encourages a next time) from here.
One Second Review: Quirky, dense, awesome.
H.P. Lovecraft Knows Chocolate
Oh, McSweeney’s, will you ever fail to delight? The evidence points to NO.
Take, for example, this snippet from “Selections From H.P. Lovercraft’s Brief Tenure as a Whitman’s Sampler Copywriter”.
Coconut Creme Swirl
They say that the Coconut Creme Swirl sleeps. But if the dread Coconut Creme Swirl slumbers, surely it must also dream. It is certain that while it dozes the Coconut Creme Swirl is absorbed by terrifying visions of exacting its creamy tropical vengeance upon mankind! Consume the Coconut Creme Swirl before it awakens to consume you!
More eerie and discomfitting confections await you here!
Case Study Number Four
I'm not a number, I'm a free mouse!
Today my sainted wife (I think sainted is the word I want…) discovered this mouse in my sister-in-law’s swimming pool, endlessly treading water. Now, my understanding is that mice can tread water for a really long time, so however long it is, that’s how long this fuzzball was in the water. She was just barely keeping her head up and wheezing when Susie plucked her out of the pool.
This is the after-recovery picture, several hours later. The post rescue image can best be described as a floppy wig clipping. She’s eating and drying off now, and seems pretty calm. We’ll let her go in the woods this afternoon so as to restore her freedom and whatnot.
Oh, and we’re calling her Case Study Number Four to prevent any inadvertant attachment, because we do have some rodents already as pets. It’s..um, working fine. Yes. FINE.
Cory Doctrow on the Information Economy
As always, Mr. Doctrow is entertaining, passionate, and compelling when talking about the role of copyright, DRM, and effortless collaboration and its effects on the human condition. It’s arguably one of the most important topics of the age, so give it five minutes. If not completely mesmerized and entertained, a full refund is guaranteed!
My Cambridge Business Lectures talk on “Life in the Information Economy”
What’s the Atomic Weight of Awesome?
The Periodic Table of Videos is just what it sounds like, a stonking great periodic table where every element’s position is really a video created by the University of Nottingham. That’s right, 118 carefully crafted vignettes detailing the life and times of all those chemicals we take for granted. Except for the alkali metals, of course. We loves those, we do.
Oh, and if you discover a love for science videos while browsing through the elements, don’t forget to check out this treasure trove at ScienceMan.com.
This Is Not Who We Are
I wish this story of a man who was detained in the US until he died painfully from cancer while separated from his family, was unique. I wish it was a tale from some villainous dictatorship overseas, or the actions of a regrettably insane person with no connection to any public authority.
But it’s not. As an American, I don’t know how to express my anger and my shame at these events. I don’t know how to prepare for the next one to be revealed, which I know is underway even as I type this. But I do know that public pressure can influence the people responsible where decency and respect for basic human rights will not.
Tell your next president, whether Obama or McCain.
This is not who we are.
Internet Comment Threads Aren’t Going To Troll Themselves
I'M WINNING!
You’ve just read a political article on Fox News/Huffington Post/That Damn John Scalzi‘s Site and the sheer wrongheadedness and deliberate ignorance of those stupid neocons/libs/greenies/freepers is just too much to take. You should, nay, MUST set them straight in the comments. It’s the only way they’ll learn.
But are you really ready to play with the big boys? Do you have the tools you’ll need for the job? Do you even know what an ad hominem attack is? Read on, and get ready to join the trolling big leagues!
Doin’ It Up Right, in 5 Easy Steps:
Ad Hominem, Your Best Friend Ever
You’re a busy person, just like me. Why waste time reading and understanding your opponent’s arguments when you can just cut to the chase and go for the guy making it? After all, surely his arguments are just as stupid as he is. So what if other, smarter, people are saying the same thing. Let’s not lose sight of the fact that the important thing is to win big in a comment thread on the internet. PERIOD. Somebody crowing about McCain/Obama’s economic policies? For heaven’s sake, don’t figure out what they’re saying, call them a name already!
Straw Man, Way Easier to Push Down on the Playground
Don’t let that guy tell you what he thinks! What are you, a baby? YOU tell HIM what he thinks! That’s the way to do it. It’s not like you have the answer to every little argument anybody might make. To save time, just listen to your favorite pundit’s talking points, and then no matter what anybody says, you just reply with those. It saves a hell of a lot of time, let me tell you. The best part? You can’t be wrong if you answer your own questions.
False Dilemma, Either You Use This Or the Terrorists Win
I think it’s pretty obvious that your position is not only the right one, it’s the ONLY one. Now, most comment thread ‘debaters’ aren’t going to realize that right away, so you’re going to have to make it plain and simple. Also, don’t wimp out when you use this beauty, combine with the Slippery Slope for maximum impact. For example, if gay marriage is allowed, the next day everyone is going to marry a pigeon. That pretty much shows the obvious consequence of gay marriage. Do you want to marry a pigeon? I sure don’t.
Post Hoc, or How Disco Destroyed the Roman Empire
Post hoc ergo propter hoc is just fancy talk for I WIN, JERK. You put one of those double vortex air spinners on your car, and your gas mileage went up. That’s proof right there, buddy. Did you put it on right before taking that long highway trip? Who cares? Driving is driving. Thing one happened, then thing two happened. You don’t have to be a school board member to see the science here. This one is pure gold when you want to show how stupid the other guy’s political candidate is. Just google his term of office, then google DISASTER DEATH FIRE PUPPIES. So easy a commie could do it.
Caps Lock, IT WORKS
CAPS LOCK ON MEANS YOU’RE IN THE ZONE. CHECK YOUR KEYBOARD LIGHT TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE LOCKED AND LOADED FOR INTELLECTUAL DISCOURSE.
I’ve done all I can. You’re ready. Now get out there and get mad!
Fugitive Prose 